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potato fart 

A fart that smells like all you've eaten in three days is potatoes.
Holly walked into the office and said, "Wow - all these french fries and breakfast burritos make it really smell like a potato fart in here."
potato fart by jef-fro November 9, 2017

Potato Thumb 

A potato thumb is a person you can't decipher whether they look like a potato or a thumb. Someone who's very existence annoys you, because you just cant put you finger (or thumb) on what object they most resemble. You can't be friends or date a potato thumb without the constant need to address the resemblance making them completely undesirable.
I don't know if Beto is ugly or just a potato thumb.

There's nothing worse than a potato thumb trying to hit on me at the club.

Why is your potato thumb ass still talking?
Potato Thumb by Ydnim November 12, 2018

Potato (🥔) 

Any canadian with a slow mind and self confidence.
Alex is a real potato (🥔).
Potato (🥔) by Thefudger2102 January 6, 2020

Potato Religion 

potato twerk girl 

potato twerk girl is someone who is introverted, eats pizza and stares at their ceiling.She doesnt give a damn if you are the prince of a city, interrupt her sleep you get stabbed with crayons. When you finally get to know her, she can be annoying but meh. There is no one like her. She is famous af in the online world but girl i need those messy hair selfies. She hates people, except desperate dingo aka her ghost sister. Now that pretty much sums up potato twerk girl. Dont steal her she is mine. Bisth if u reading this you are annoying.
Potato twerk girl, are you okay?

mississippi potato slapper 

When you put your hand down your pants and rub under your genitals then slap someone in the face
When i was at my girlfriends house i gave her a mississippi potato slapper