Sloppy Poppy

A sloppy poppy is essentially the sloppiest of all poppy’s. A sloppy poppy is a poppy that simply doesn’t have their shit together and struggles to hold a job down. Aside from consistent unemployment, a sloppy poppy will walk around naked in front of guests, suffer from gout, and suck on the occasional toes of younger girls.

Annie: Bri, your dad is such a sloppy poppy.
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…

by handfootandbun May 26, 2025

Poppy Brook

A funny, out going person with the biggest heart ever. The peak of human perfection.

"Oh, I just saw Poppy Brook, her look made my day"

by Loose_nutsack March 22, 2022

Poppy

honesly everytime you look around she will come charging at you finna ready to knock you over break all your bones in your body.

OH SHIT POPPYS COMING.

by DZXIOJPDSRDUFGHJ'IPATEDZGXCHJU March 21, 2020

Poppy

a girl who seems shy at first, but once you get to know who is an absolute crackhead. she only has a few close friends but she values them with her heart. she’s very talented and beautiful but will never admit it because of her insecurities. most poppy’s are short with brown hair. she loves nothing more than getting drunk and stoned. but be careful, as innocent as she seems poppy can get freaky fast and will send nudes to anyone. she’s a horny little bitch sometimes. don’t mess with a poppy or her friends, she won’t take it and can put up a fight.

friend: do you know poppy?

yeah dude, she’s a stoner and a heartbreaker, but sure has a good ass

by hutgaysnotjuuls May 11, 2020

Blue Poppy

A person who cares about their hand soaps.

Look at John in that Bath&Body Works. What a blue poppy...

by 192375 October 15, 2018

poppy d

Doppy podds

Poppy d = doppy ✌️

by Sheeb ✌️ June 17, 2021

Poppy

Poppy is one of the kindest and most beautiful people you’ll ever meet. Some people immediately dislike her without giving her a chance but when you get to know her she’s an incredible person. She doubts herself no matter how many times you reassure her that she’s amazing. She is the only person you can remember everything about. She makes you want to change your entire sleep schedule to be with her just a little more. She leaves you thinking about her all day and missing her when she’s not with you.

If you ever get the chance to meet a poppy you’re one really lucky person.

by Julienmhm July 27, 2021