Pope Lucas the Flocculent

a potentially powerful leader, pending arrival in the United States, Pope Lucas the Flocculent accepts followers of every race and creed to His presence. Never to be confused with the leaders of the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Lucas touts efficiency above all things. Pope Lucas the Flocculent is proficient in a German specialty performance known as the Kerzentrick.

Behold, His shining radiance, Pope Lucas the Flocculent, is among us!

by darwinthehedonist November 27, 2007

Fed Ex Pope

Character on Late Night with Conan O'Brien who wears a bathrobe and a Fed Ex box on his head.

The Fed Ex Pope mooned people in Canada on an episode of Late Night.

by Irish Reptilia November 4, 2004

Pope Benedict XVI

Formerly Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger, successor of John Paul II. So far he hasn't done much; but that's why he as chosen. The Conclave didn't want another long papacy. (It should be noted that he entered the Hitler youth when membership was complusory. He didn't have a choice in the matter.)

Pope Benedict XVI wears a funny hat.

by Johnny Pseudonym August 28, 2005

Pope Benedict XVI

Our Sovereign Pontiff and Lord Pope Benedict XVI(aka, the omniscient "Darth Benedict"/"SithEmperor"), Successor of Peter, Prince of the Apostles, Vicar of Christ, Visible Head of the Church on Earth & Father of Princes and Kings: Only He has the Will and Power to restore Western Civilisation & Christendom.

Our Sovereign Pontiff & Lord Pope Benedict XVI is now upon the Leonine Throne..."The Empire Strikes Back"!!!

by matt8869 February 1, 2008

writing a letter to the pope

Writing a letter to the pope is going to the bathroom. It can be used in reference to taking a shit or a piss

Don't go into the bathroom. John is in there writing a letter to the pope.

by kingbub112 February 29, 2016

Pope joe III

the pope of granby schools, he is the most know person in granby. He is also the creator of the meme joseph riley is one thicc bih let me see that joeussy.

pope joe III is the coolest.

by Waluigiboi April 23, 2019

Pope Urban II

Famous fictional character known for calling for the first crusades. Used as an insult for someone being too demanding/intrusive.

Jesus christ, Kate was a real Pope Urban II after she went through your phone while you slept and called all your friends to take back the holy land.

by Chuckwagon21 April 1, 2019