Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.
After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.
by justducky February 8, 2014
Get the surrogate poopermug. This is an individual that loves to eat Pixy Stix while pooping. A Pixy Pooper also leaves their wrappers behind to mark their territory. If this individual doesn’t wash their hands upon exiting the stall they shall be referred to as a piss fingered pixy pooper.
It looks like the pixy pooper left behind some evidence this morning as I counted 9 empty wrappers in stall #2.
by Koknballz December 30, 2020
Get the Pixy Poopermug. Whilst this can be confused with the term 'Party Pooper', a slang term used to describe one who takes away the fun in a particular situation.
The 'Party-Pooper' is a prank that involves taking one's feces and placing it within an unused party popper. Once the party popper is pulled, the aforementioned feces is then shot out alongside the streamers.
The 'Party-Pooper' is a prank that involves taking one's feces and placing it within an unused party popper. Once the party popper is pulled, the aforementioned feces is then shot out alongside the streamers.
Person 1: How was the party?
Person 2: It was pretty crappy once someone decided to pull a 'Party-Pooper'.
Person 2: It was pretty crappy once someone decided to pull a 'Party-Pooper'.
by MrAnonymousDude February 7, 2017
Get the Party-Poopermug. Some who enters your residence and deficates in your bathroom, either without your knowledge or permission.
by AllThingsPoop November 10, 2017
Get the Clandestine Poopermug. When you pull a buttplug out so fast and violently that it makes a popping noise as it is pulled out.
Jessica tried a butt plug for the first time last night. I surprised her with a pooper popper. The sound startled her.
by ninth.undertow August 2, 2019
Get the Pooper Poppermug. by LiquidMayFilm July 20, 2024
Get the D1 Poopermug. by Penny Fei Cho Xiao September 13, 2017
Get the Party Poopermug.