Pocket Kongs

Holding two kings in your hand in a game of Texas Hold'em

Jimmy is in the big blinds with pocket kongs.

by KBGravey February 27, 2007

velvet-pocket

the velvet pocket is where all men wish to keep their tackle. It is the females love haven, her vagina, her place of sanctuary and satisfaction.

"He thrust his love-truncheon into her moist and inviting velvet-pocket."

by jiminski pallenov February 17, 2009

Joey Pocket

the youtuber joey pockett but with 1 t

Guy 1:"I love watching Joey Pocket"
Guy 2:"Shut the fuck up"

by NickW275 January 20, 2020

Pocket Golf

When a male (or possibly someone else) scratch's, cajoles, or otherwise touches his testicles or penis from inside his pants pocket, either in private or public.

Having spent hours in a hot car battling rush hour , he was ready for some pocket golf

by dogboy15 July 23, 2010

travel pocket

Asshole. The way to move things through security without getting them taken away.

The only way to get my pot through security was to use my travel pocket.

by Bluebrees September 17, 2008

Pocket Tots

Tater tots that were in a pocket, as seen in Napolean Dynamite.

Napolean: Are you gonna eat your tots?
Pedro: No.
Napolean: Can I have them?
Pedro: Yes.
Napolean (Takes tots and inserts them into pocket, pocket tots)

by YourMumsBum July 12, 2009

Lemon Pocket

Having a yellow stain on the crotch of one's underwear (usually white or a light color ) which resembles a lemon. This phenomena most commonly occurs when the person fails to "shake it" after the act of urinating.

When Kelly got shanked, the boys saw his lemon pocket.

by 50K All Day March 2, 2018