Phil Swift 

He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)

Phil Swift is my dad

Phil Swift by Phil Swift is my dad March 7, 2019

Phil Swift 

THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE

"Yo is that Phil Swift"

"I think it is"
Hears in the distance(THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE)

Phil Swift by Mrs.Harris May 16, 2019

Phil Swift 

Phil Swift is a person that makes flex tape and is a crazy son of a bitch that is out of his damn mind

Phil Swift: let me show you the power of Flex tape (randomly saws boat in half) me: this guy is on meth

Phil Swift by Manwhore55 September 30, 2019

Phil Swift 

Literally God... Members of the Swiftus church worship Phil Swift practically 24/7.

Phil Swift bless you

I celebrate Swiftmas, not Christmas

Phil Swift by Phil Swift Is Actually God October 4, 2019

phil ortiz 

DEEEEZ NUTS!!!

((Feel or tease these nuts))

Feel or tease these nuts “Phil Ortiz”

phil ortiz by Lefty’s imagination October 14, 2019

Phil sucks 

He just does.
And I mean you.
And you stoll my neck phone thing.
Give back.

Look at that Phil sucks over there, he's the worst

Phil sucks by Hellokittyanonymous October 18, 2019

phil ethan 

Normaly or i can say ALWAYS a naturally hot person, that should never get with black haired girl because they are most likely gonna break their hearts, Phil ethans are useally really good in bed and really dumb, they useally are obssesed with video games and sport, and have a big attitude

Hoe 1: What did you do last night

hoe 2: i slept with phil ethan

phil ethan by simpxx October 15, 2020