i was sitting in english and looked over towards my buddy barry white and whispered ''i got a phantom semi man''
by rtard-dan January 15, 2011
This describes someone(usually female) who attracts you then leads you somewhere while you can only see glimpses of them. This person might disappear after a while of following them around corners.
by the shadow of a unicorn May 31, 2017
crazy windpants that have a zipper for a mouth and crazy glowing eyes.
the runner up to moo crew for woodstock academy sports crowd name, not to be confused with WA tang clan.
the runner up to moo crew for woodstock academy sports crowd name, not to be confused with WA tang clan.
Barry:I put on my phantom windpants this morning and they tried to bite me in the testicles!
Jerry: Why do you where them?!?!
Barry: They break the wind well...almost too well.
Jerry: Why do you where them?!?!
Barry: They break the wind well...almost too well.
by Gordan Geldispank March 31, 2009
Wife: Honey, do we have any carrots?
Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.
Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.
Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.
Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.
by vennic18 January 05, 2012
When a guy and gets that shockwave of horiness from something and it feels like you have a pussy and it’s getting wet.
They’re so hot every time I see them my Phantom Pussy starts tingling.
Look up Doja Cat- Streets and wait for 0.:09 *Max Volume*...trust me that base drop will have your phantom pussy screaming and you’re going to feel like a bad bitch
Look up Doja Cat- Streets and wait for 0.:09 *Max Volume*...trust me that base drop will have your phantom pussy screaming and you’re going to feel like a bad bitch
by Femby February 14, 2021
An imaginary bug that your mind creates when your hair slightly touches your arms or neck, creating the feeling of bugs crawling on you.
by Kp1111 July 28, 2011
To sneak ninja-like into someones home leaving a steaming pile of shit to be discovered the next morning.
by Caligula March 20, 2005