paraphotomic slumber

When one drifts in their mind to an off place and subsequently receives a pinched from the 'other side' while in wake consciousness

Random Person: I was imagining myself playing drums, but there was a tear in my snare. I put my finger over it, and hit the snare and my finger shot with pain.

I got up from bed and walked away from my Paraphotomic Slumber

by James Q Collins January 8, 2012

Parakeet

To place your scrotum , and shaft on an unsuspecting persons shoulder.

Cory snuck up behind Pete , and sat his Parakeet on his shoulder.

by dirtydino January 31, 2015

Parawhore

Fans of the American rock band Paramore. Band members are vocalist Hayley Williams and guitarist Taylor York.

I'm such a Parawhore, I've gone to all of Paramore's shows and love all their albums; especially Riot!

by kit10_cx May 3, 2016

Parawhore

A person who is obsessed with Paramore, and not just Hayley Williams or Jeremy Davies or any other person affiliated with Paramore.. Parawhores will know the relevance of such terms as 'Paramore is a band' and 'Love is the movement' 3. parawhore. a hardcore paramore fan

I am such a parawhore

by staticxpalms December 10, 2016

Parathetical

Theory about paranormal things

They were having a parathetical conversation about the spirit of the beast

by Beast7170 February 9, 2017

parkhole

An asshole who takes up two parking spots with one car

Because of that parkhole, I can't fit my car in that parking spot

by tsmitty31 November 12, 2017

parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.

Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018