abundance paradox

In layman's terms, abundance paradox means quality and quantity are NEVER, EVER go hand in hand

Look at the Top 4 global populations (Chingcong/China, Bobs Vegana Land/India, AmeriKKKunt/USA, and Indon/Indog/Indonesia) and compare that with Hentai Land/Japan or Nazi Land/EU which have free falling population numbers to see what abundance paradox is

abundance paradox by Sir. B August 27, 2021

James Paradox 

When one is winning in life more than anyone else around them, but at the same time is losing in life harder than anyone has ever lost before

Adam: So you pulled 4 girls at the same time!? You are winning bro
James: yeah bro but the only girl I want I can’t ever have
Adam: bro you’re losing so hard right now - I think you’re suffering from the James Paradox

James Paradox by Ihavehugetestes April 24, 2022

rafi paradox 

if you're racist towards everyone, are you really racist?

"i hate all races, im racist"
"if you hate all races, you don't see race when discriminating, so are you really racist"
"ah, the rafi paradox"

rafi paradox by tapiolosky-1 July 1, 2022

Kylie Paradox 

the kylie paradox originated from a group chat, but initially has an undetermined start date. it is characterized by thinking faster than your fingers during text, causing a jumble of words rarely understood by others. (often made fun of)

person one: look at these coins i earned!

person two: What for that do?
(combination of “what’s that for” and “what does that do?”)
person one: uh oh, that’s a kylie paradox.

Kylie Paradox by rraptor222 September 16, 2022

Cognizanthazard Paradox 

When inaccurate heuristics or cognizanthazards present a consistent problem to agents, such that experience is detrimental to performance or outcomes, yet experience seems necessary to complete the task.

Jake was told that seeing the movie decreased the ability of his competition to create a trailer for audiences. He avoided a cognizanthazard paradox by requesting random footage from the movie and learning nothing more about its plot while making the trailer.

Cognizanthazard Paradox by Zigioz March 7, 2023

walking paradox 

a phrase that cannot be used to describe Tyler, The Creator.

"bro tylers a fucking walking paradox'

"no hes not??"

walking paradox by rock_muncher June 10, 2023

Schrödinger's Cat Paradox

1. (n.) A paradox created by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger which outlines a situation in which a cat in a box, must be for all intents and purposes be simultaneously both dead and alive at the same time. This tests the theory of quantum mechanics by pouring in lethal radiation with the cat. Who knows if it's dead?
2. (n.) A justification for killing cats

The physics teacher tested quantum mechanics and the theory of probability by using the Schrödinger's Cat Paradox.

Schrödinger's Cat Paradox by DCCXIV January 3, 2016