papa don

A man who has one of the girthiest/longest cock in the world

That guys a papa don

by Don don69 July 4, 2021

papa jed

Beer swilling monster that goes berserk when the red mist descends.

I'm gonna do a papa jed !

by Ginga March 29, 2004

Papa Russell

Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!

Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.

Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?

Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.

by English man words May 6, 2021

Drama Papa

Male equivalent of a drama queen.

Omg he's so petty, such a Drama Papa

by blekh12 January 18, 2017

papa squatch

Papa Squatch is a awesome individual who has his own personal style. He can sing and was given the nickname for having big feet.

Papa Squatch is the best person to be around.

by KZella December 1, 2015

papa logic

Papa logic is the idea that we are all dads. I’m a dad, you’re a dad, we’re all dads. He, she, and they are dads, and we’re all papas.

Person 1: “Dude, Mason’s such a dad “
Person 2: “Ya man, and JD really understands that papa logic”

by papa triesty June 1, 2018

Papa oli

A very nasty young man. Who is very horny. And if he is horny anough he likes little children too.

Papa oli strikes back

by Papa oli October 11, 2021