Puerto Rican wishing well

When a man ejaculates into the belly button of his partner forming a reservoir of semen, the man then pisses out a kidney stone through his penis into the reservoir, thereby creating the noise of a coin being dropped into a wishing well.
Boy: Hey baby where do you want me to finish?
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.
by Dizzle doozzle dazz March 23, 2011
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Puerto Rican Wet Willy

The act of licking one's hand and slapping someone across the face.
Fred was upset with his friend so he moistened his hand and told Nick how he felt with a Puerto Rican Wet Willy.
by Jack Vs2.13 November 28, 2010
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Puerto Rican Shit Mouth

The act of farting diretly into a girls mouth, and proceeding to throw her down an elevator shaft.
My wife spent three years in a coma and woke up with her mouth tasting liek shit after i gave her the Puerto Rican Shit Mouth.
by Rikki fo sho January 23, 2007
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Puerto Rican Gas Pedal

The act of placing pressure on a woman’s head and face with one’s foot while plowing her from behind. Ideally while she is ass up and face down. Once the pressure is applied, imitate the sound of a shitty motorcycle and hold on for a ride as the woman tries to buck you off due to the amount of disrespect.
Stacy always wanted to be treated dirty as she was fucked from behind. Her reluctant boyfriend gave her a Puerto Rican Gas Pedal in order to comply with her request and brag about doing a PRGP.
by Jogen July 03, 2016
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Puerto Rician Credit Card

"OMG! He's got a Puerto Rician Credit Card!"
by Hehe_Boobs February 27, 2017
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Puerto Rican pogo stick

It is the sexual act of a man laying flat on his back while a chick lathers his dick in refried beans and hot sauce to use as lubricant for her ass while she bounces up and down on it using two other gentlemans dicks as handlebars to maintain consistent and steady bouncing rythm.
Hey guys Tiffany-Lynn is down for a Puerto Rican pogo stick I need two volunteers to be the handlebars, I'll take anyone it doesn't matter!
by Reedski April 09, 2015
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