A combination of the act of self pleasuring (masturbation) and self preservation (satisfying that intense need to release).
Lisa was very skilled in the art of self-pleasuration.
Frustrated over the lack of available men where she lives Glynette literally took matters into her own hands. The gorgeous, brown eyed, single mother of two perfected the art of self-pleasuration just to maintain her sanity.
Frustrated over the lack of available men where she lives Glynette literally took matters into her own hands. The gorgeous, brown eyed, single mother of two perfected the art of self-pleasuration just to maintain her sanity.
by Maxelino Brando July 30, 2018
Get the Self-pleasuration mug.where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !
student 1: hey, have you heard about those percussionists who played spin the bottle and one of them had a boyfriend ?
student 2: omg no! but i’m not even surprised , it is mount pleasant high school texas.
student 2: omg no! but i’m not even surprised , it is mount pleasant high school texas.
by love live and get high April 29, 2019
Get the mount pleasant high school texas mug.I pledge allegiance to the gut, of our lord and savior papa. To the poggers, for which I dab. One man, a sexy beard, 2 women, with the ability to out twerk them all.
by logan_580 November 30, 2020
Get the Papa Pledge mug.older than the universe itself, with a receding hairline of 10 meters per second he is the most aged teacher you will ever meet in your lifetime.
often likes to joke around with the kids and teachers them to yell HOMICIDE in the halls
only wears black or blue jeans with a polo shirt and 10$ Walmart shoes
(btw I know the guy and this is a joke, if you see this mr.pleatink... have a good day >:)
often likes to joke around with the kids and teachers them to yell HOMICIDE in the halls
only wears black or blue jeans with a polo shirt and 10$ Walmart shoes
(btw I know the guy and this is a joke, if you see this mr.pleatink... have a good day >:)
"YO GUYS ITS MR.PLEATINK, OOOOLLLLLLDDDDDD"
*when you see him in the hallways*: "HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE!"
*when you see him in the hallways*: "HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE!"
by Lt.CouchCammander October 9, 2022
Get the mr.pleatink mug.An Apparent Corruptive Entity that is the collective name given to a broad range of paranormal phenomena attributed to a corruptive entity which infects weak and vulnerable people through the Solar Plexus chakra. Originally used by 80s New Age practitioners, the phenomena was linked to a horror themed email forwardable in the late 90s, which claimed that simply reading or hearing the words "Solar Plexus Clown Glider" made one susceptible to infection. (Or seeing the photo related) (DO NOT LOOK IT UP)
Person 1: "i looked up solar plexus clown gliders, and now i cant sleep!"
Person 2: "Sounds Scary, I Heard The Photo Curses You."
Person 2: "Sounds Scary, I Heard The Photo Curses You."
by Scaramouche38 January 17, 2023
Get the Solar plexus clown gliders mug.When a super sassy James Charles subscriber or “sister” wants to make up its own words so it doesn’t sound like it’s trying to copy ShishterJames so it starts to say “trash honey, yes please” when another “sister” has “tea” and wants to spill it.
Sister 1: OMG BECK DID YOU HEAR WHY KATRINA BROKE UP WITH CADEN?
Sister 2: no, but trash honey, yes please😉
Sister 2: no, but trash honey, yes please😉
by NuMbeRfIFtEen🍔 November 23, 2018
Get the Trash Honey, Yes Please mug.A reference to what Tyler Joseph once said in an interview while asked about his voice.
He was asked why his voice was deep in some songs but not in others and he explained he didn't like the sound of his voice; it was too high. He then gave an example to if he were to have a wife and children and someone were to break in and he'd yell but his voice would not be very intimidating.
He was asked why his voice was deep in some songs but not in others and he explained he didn't like the sound of his voice; it was too high. He then gave an example to if he were to have a wife and children and someone were to break in and he'd yell but his voice would not be very intimidating.
"From the top of the steps I'm just gonna be like, excuse me, could you please leave? Nothing very intimidating about it'
by whyamisoinlovewith2dcharacters March 14, 2021
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