Skip to main content

Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.
Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a Pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!
by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021
mugGet the Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet mug.

Pennsylvania

A posh, tory riddled district located at the top of Exeter, Devon. These ends are run by Rhino Olly and it always stinks of soggy stardawg when you're walking through here.

Feds got caught lackin.
Pennsylvania is filled with ket heads and of course, Rhino Olly.
by Rhino Olly January 24, 2023
mugGet the Pennsylvania mug.

Pennsylvania Mudslide

A verb originating from the mountains of Central Pennsylvania; for the action of defecating on your partner, covering them in fecal matter and smearing it all over their body. This occurs typically after a hearty meal such as a hoagie or any polish/german dish.
“Bro, I totally gave my girl a Pennsylvania Mudslide last night!”
by hackCat18! January 17, 2025
mugGet the Pennsylvania Mudslide mug.

Pennsylvania

The Keystone State. Pennsylvania is a Mid-Atlantic state know for cheesesteaks, Penn State, and potholes. Deer are very common in this state, hence it has the highest ratio of deer to car accidents of any state. The state can be divided into 3 sections: the West, which consists of Pittsburgh and its suburbs, Erie, and rural farms. The East, which consists of Philly, Allentown, and Scranton. This area is a very liberal area. It can be comparable to New Jersey, especially around Philly. And the middle of the state are fields, Conservatives, the Amish, and Penn State fans. Pennsylvania was the 2nd state to join the union. It is the only one of the original 13 Colonies that doesn’t touch the Atlantic Ocean. Pennsylvania’s economy is comparable to the country of Saudi Arabia. In Presidential Elections, Pennsylvania is considered a swing state. It voted for the GOP in 2016 after voting Democratic every election since 1992. Pennsylvania gives 19 electoral votes to the winner.
Pennsylvania is the Keystone State
by ThePoliticalSpectrum November 19, 2022
mugGet the Pennsylvania mug.

Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania (/ˌpɛnsɪlˈveɪniə/; is official known as one of the 4 Mississippi's. Pennsylvania can be described as the "Flamboyant" or "Malleable" Mississippi, it can also be related to the Cocker Spaniel breed of dog for its cowardlyness. Pennsylvania lies on the eastern border of kentucky and to the west of the 4th Mississippi, Malaysia.
Person 1: Hey did you see Mississippi's new addition?
Person 2: No?, did they get a new update?
Person 1: Yeah they added a new Mississippi called "Pennsylvania"
Person 2: I have presidential aids.
by Big Ounce The 3rd December 10, 2022
mugGet the Pennsylvania mug.

Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.
Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!
by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021
mugGet the Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet mug.

pennsylvania popsicle

The Pennsylvania Popsicle: A daringly lascivious enterprise wherein a gentleman, ablaze with unrestrained ardor—JACK OFF—unleashes his copious seminal essence into a scrupulously chosen prophylactic sheath—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; this vessel is then consigned to the icy abyss of cryogenic preservation, transmuting the fluid into a resplendent, frost-forged scepter—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; with flamboyant fervor, the gentleman brandishes this glacial, crystalline rod—JACK OFF—striking with theatrical precision, each resonant thud dispersing delicate traces of thawed essence—JACK OFF—in a provocative, audacious tableau of unrestrained carnal artistry—JACK OFF—JACK OFF.
just hit my hb wit da pennsylvania popsicle he never saw it coming
by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025
mugGet the pennsylvania popsicle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email