a pennsylvania hot iron is when a man gets a rod of steel and a lighter and heats the rod until it is red hot then shoves it up a girls ass or pussy and fucks it violently. then he repeats. then he fucks the girls burnt pussy for a more rigid pleasureable feel and cums on the hot rod and makes the girl lick the cummed on hot rod.
1. Brian: hey man i just gave that girl the best pennsylvania hot rod ever!
Jim:did her ass steam shitty steam?
brian: indeed.
pennylania hot rod
Jim:did her ass steam shitty steam?
brian: indeed.
pennylania hot rod
by nuttermcbuttfucker May 18, 2011
Get the pennsylvania hot rodmug. The unfortuante series of events when a really attractive girl is spending time with/ hooking up with a really unattractive guy. This situation is very easily seen in western pennsylvania, thus the name. Statisticians indicate that 64% of girls between the ages of 18-24 suffer from the curse. There is no known cause for the curse, only that doctors and psychologists point to major brain damage suffered at birth, probably caused by fetal alcohol syndrome.
by TheWPACurse May 7, 2011
Get the Western Pennsylvania Cursemug. A land full of dairy farms and decrepit industrial towns. It's either one or the other, no in between.
Riley: Guess which state I live in.
Jim: ok.
Riley: The smog is so thick sometimes I can't go outside to play.
Jim: Obviously Pennsylvania.
Jim: ok.
Riley: The smog is so thick sometimes I can't go outside to play.
Jim: Obviously Pennsylvania.
by Lucky Lori February 5, 2022
Get the Pennsylvaniamug. When you or a lover insert gravel into the anus then ram it hard with a large black rubber dildo at speed
While sweeping gravel off the driveway we decided to recycle said gravel by enjoying a Pennsylvania pothole.
by Penn hard March 8, 2021
Get the Pennsylvania potholemug. Hym "Pennsylvania 911 having intermittent outages. We got ICE agents in the streets. Flood warnings are getting delayed... The guy said they could have turned everyone's phone into an alarm and for some reason they just DIDN'T DO THAT... A lot is going wrong... But also, AI can evade defender. And that's dope. 8% sucess rate. Great. 8% is all you need baby! Ultimate creation! Better than everyone!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the Pennsylvania 911mug. When you go to a significant others house expecting to eat a nice meal, and somehow end up under the table eating their fathers' pubic hair like a goat.
Tim: Josh, how was the date with Jessica and her parents?
Josh: It went well until it ended with a Pennsylvania Puberation
Josh: It went well until it ended with a Pennsylvania Puberation
by Musicman182 October 24, 2023
Get the Pennsylvania Puberationmug. by Shaftamus August 1, 2016
Get the The Ol' Pennsylvania detourmug.