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Orthoparalysis

The feeling of being paralyzed when standing up too fast.
I had an orthoparalysis when I stood up from the couch.
by ParalysisDemon July 24, 2023
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Ortho

is a person or thing that is extremely homosexual, but that like a good thing, like when used on an object its like "BRUH THIS DRINK IS SO ORTHO MAN I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!" and when used on a person "damn bruh you so Ortho you made me fall in love with you"
damn bruh you so Ortho you made me fall in love with you
by ROBUSSY ENJOYER September 18, 2023
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Orthodontolist

I went to the Orthodontolist for an eye surgery.
by Bsbdbsbsud d dhdhdhdbdb September 21, 2023
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Orthodontistry

A building in which Orthodontics is practiced.
"I have an appointment at the Orthodontistry."
"For what?"
"To get my braces tightened"
by emk72 October 31, 2023
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Orthopogger

A term used for converts of Orthodoxy, relating their behavior to people who soy, using Orthodoxy as a religion to make themselves stand out from Protestantism or Catholicism as a way of being "quirky" or "unique" rather than a true faith to the religion.
TradOrthoBro: "Could be worse, I could be Catholic and have a heretic pope"
TradCath1488: "Oh boy here we go again, Orthopoggers crawling out of the woodworks with his dying church."
by Chudeuax November 9, 2023
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Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale

Simple Definition: A unique ritual or custom, which displays this quote spoken, usually along with one such person dancing in a reckless way, with a catchy beat.

Advanced Definition / History:

If you hear the mysterious words "According to the Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale", it is usually followed by a catchy beat and a passionate dance, where you practically let go of all your dignity and just throw yourself around; It happens to look quite silly to some. despite the description, many young and old people alike gather to watch these dances with the words projected, on a unique realm, known to modern humans as "TikTok". This unique custom or ritual remains unknown to most people... but the origin of these legendary words actually come from some bizzare dragon dressed up as an old man....
For reference, we shall use the names Billy and Bob.

Billy: According to the Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale!

Bob begins dancing, while a beat plays in the background. He looks very foolish, but seems to be vibing.
by Jei_does_stuff November 22, 2023
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Orthi

Orthi is the type of a best friend anyone would wish for. The perfect 3 am friend. Extremely sweet and lovable but if someone messes with her or her loved ones, she can be a baddest bitch ever. Is sassy but softie and cutie from heart. Orthi is extremely reliable and trustworthy. Has perfect taste in everything, literally everything. She is the person with whom u can talk anything. Hottest person to exist
Omg look! That's Orthi

Oof what a hottie
by Goodmorning Pineapple September 26, 2024
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