thumping onion

When you see someone you like, and your heart starts thumping quicker.. this happens the same, but just to your onion (a.k.a) pussy

"She's gotta thumping onion for Ken"

by Thumping dogs January 8, 2017

onion up

The act of acknowledging the fact that you will not be kissing anyone this evening by eating an onion or onions.

Dude you might as well "onion up" cause you are not getting an action tonight.

by UrbanStephen September 3, 2010

onion master

An all feared and respected man who chooses the fate of onions

At that factory over there lives the almighty onion master

by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021

Onion Princess

Stephanie Soo is the official onion princess

"Gimme all the onions "
*eats a burger that is basically just onions*
"Can I officially be called the onion princess now?"

by WestieLov3r118 August 11, 2019

onion culture

The culture surrounding onions. Onion culture teaches mindfulness and layering your thoughts to help reach a spiritual nirvana through meditation and consumption of large amounts of raw onion.

Bro did you hear about the new health craze Onion Culture™? Its amazing.

by onionculturedalailama February 9, 2019

Magic onion

The act of making people fuck off

Annoying person: hi you seem cool

Me: Magic onion

Annoying person: *walks away crying*

by Kyeforce_forever June 22, 2016

Japanese Onions

Round luscious objects, somewhat resembling other things that are round and luscious.

Casey: Hey Steve, check out my Japanese Onions.
Steve: Stop showing me yer melons

by The Shy Nanny Gang February 27, 2020