One in a million 

One in a million means that you stand out in a crowd and you are special

I am one in a million

One in a million by Anonymous_hate_writer December 29, 2019

one for the books

an occurence so incredible that will surely be remembered for years to come.

''Jeanette aptly labeled Tom as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.''

That's definetly one for the books, wouldn't you say?

Oh well, Jeanette....least you still have me...! ;)

one for the books by Robbie September 4, 2006

one-dogger

noun; 1.another name for a one-hitter, a slim metal pipe, whcih may resemble a cigarette, in which a person can load one or two drags worth of marajuana or tabacco.
2.It can also be used to refer to marajuana in general.

"Hey man, do you want another one of these one-doggers or are you good?"

or
"Yo dude, do you know where i can score some one-doggers?"

one-dogger by C.W. Anderson III September 10, 2005

One Eyed Pecker Wrecker 

A slang term for butthole. Usually used in the context of a girl who has a tight ass but can also be used as a greeting or an insult.

1. Did you see the one eyed pecker wrecker on that bitch that just walked by?

2. Whats going on you one eyed pecker wrecker you want to go grab a beer after work today?

3. Say another word you fucking one eyed pecker wrecker and i will knock your teeth out!

One Eyed Pecker Wrecker by Ryan Rietkerk April 16, 2007

One-eyed Date

Similar to a blind date. However, they know what you look like, its just blind for you because you were so blacked out drunk you can't remember what they look like.

Jeremy: I hear you're going out with that girl from Saturday night that drove you home?

Corey: Yeah, I'm a little worried though, its gonna be a one-eyed date since I was soooo drunk I don't even remember meeting her.

One-eyed Date by twosticks March 25, 2010

one glowstick short of a rave 

not playing with a full deck, one fry short of a happy meal

crazy, out to lunch, insane, not completely possessing normal or typical activity in the mental state

That emo kid was one glowstick short of a rave.

one glowstick short of a rave by dxo January 9, 2011

One mammoth, two mammoth 

A versatile casual phrase or idiom expressing ironic apathy or lack of interest in the result of or differences between two or more situations with similar outcomes. Often cynical and followed by an ellipsis...

Oh well. One mammoth, two mammoth...

One mammoth, two mammoth by Ironicle March 25, 2011