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Dialing the gate

To masturbate with every intention of ejaculating as quickly as possible. It's used to describe the masturbater on the go, one who can't take his time and is in a hurry. The phrase is a reference to the Stargate MGM TV shows that have numerous scenes of people "dialing" to activate the gate portal into another planet. Often there is an ancient dialing device or a human computer one. The popularity of the phrase remains relegated to stargate fans or sci-fi nerds in general because no one else is likely to understand the reference.
I caught this guy in the park dialing the gate like it's no body's business.
by dioxholster January 22, 2011
mugGet the Dialing the gatemug.

peak dialed

when ur locked tf in, success is on the horizon and had your daily dose of EGGGGGGGGS.
yeah, susan and mike over there are peak dialed rn, u can't mess with their vibe regardless of what you do, they're just that PEAK DIALED!
by just a chill dude November 25, 2024
mugGet the peak dialedmug.

dial

dial is an acronym for the tropics and is laid backwards

diagonal
instinctive
alignment
label
We are go to a dial this winter.
by goatbull March 25, 2013
mugGet the dialmug.

Dial-on

Did you see Elgan? He got some mad Dial-on last Sunday!
by Goatishh July 31, 2025
mugGet the Dial-onmug.

Ol Radio Dial

The act of simultaneously twisting a titty and a clit
Tyreek Hill gave his wife the Ol Radio dial after discussing a postnuptial agreement
by Serial Butt Sniffer September 9, 2025
mugGet the Ol Radio Dialmug.

Breakin dials

When one turns all the way up past the point where it cannot be turned back down essentially breaking the dial that controls the pace.
Last night I was out breakin dials in the club and the place was lit
by sdcvd July 17, 2016
mugGet the Breakin dialsmug.

Butt-Dial

A rare condition that occurs after a proctological examination, where the proctologist’s finger breaks off and becomes lodged in the patients rectum. At some later, unspecified time, the finger attempts to reconnect with its original hand by attempting to phone home using either a pay phone or a cellphone.
Is that a finger protruding from Gilford’s rear end? Yes, it’s his proctologist’s finger trying to phone home via a Butt-Dial.
by markalodian June 12, 2021
mugGet the Butt-Dialmug.

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