Boast-it note

A detailed letter that accompanies a Christmas card. The sole purpose of the note is to boast about the sender's family. Usually plagued with unnecessary exclamation marks and unwanted particulars about said family, the boast-it note is the bane of the festive season post.

Mrs B: You ok honey?
Mr B: Damn no! Just read Gina's card . Her kids are both crackwhores and somehow still child prodigies apparently...I just...don't...get it...why???? *breaks down in tears*
Mrs B: Don't take it seriously darling. It's just her annual boast-it note.

by Jumponitsir December 21, 2010

lotes notes

To take what is normal and easy and do the opposite

by Rudy September 24, 2003

Front Note

An important comment during conversation when it is more significant than previous statements and/or taking place immediately after being said, needing the utmost attention from the other person.

Scene: 1:03am on a Wednesday night
That Guy: "Yeah, you're so awesome. Blah blah blah blah..."
That Girl: "Front note: I know I'm awesome, but you have to quit talking to me. I have to go to bed."

by ThatGirlYouSuggestedToDoThis April 12, 2012

grace note

n.
A musical term used to describe a micropenis of a note. A "son of a pitch" if you will.

I didn't play that grace note because you probably wouldn't have noticed if I played it anyways.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

van note

A girl with a biiiiggg vageeeen

Ali VonBecker is such a ho. I heard she has a stinky
Van Note

by Charles Schwab October 10, 2007

note to self

a note to yourself.
brought on by people making notes to self.

note to self - note to selfs arent cool

by mandy July 10, 2004

C-Note

A C-Note is when you have a threesome and the two other peoples' ages total 100 years or more.

Last night I got a C-Note. I went out drinking at the bar and picked up two women, took them home and had a threesome. They were 80 years old and 20 years old. Now THAT'S freaky.

by Count Thumpula December 21, 2008