Grape Popped

To have one's head decapitated, by the means of a gun.

Player A aimed in on Player B's head (grape) and fired a single shot, therefore Player B got his grape popped.

by LAPAxIroN LuNgs January 8, 2010

grape peeler

A grape peeler is a woman who likes to nibble the scrotum gently until she gets some dead skin.

Paul: I had my dick grape peeled 30 times then she just went home, does that count??
Mike: NO! haha, She just used you.... the dirty grape peeler

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

grapes in the tuna

The act of mashing ones testicles into a female vagina. It provides no sexual satisfaction, but it sure is fun!

Dylan: You hit that?
Jim: She's a little freaky. She just wanted grapes in the tuna, and that was it. I had to finish off when I got home.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 21, 2018

Grape Drape

Like Teabagging but with an asshole riddled with Hemorrhoids.
The act of a man/woman draping their lovely grapes all over the victims face/mouth.

Sharlene: "Oi Barry, there's a deep red snail trail down me chin"
Barry: "Got ya with the plump ones again"
Sharlene: "You grape drape me again, and I'll fuckin' make them your new testes"

by Narokath February 23, 2015

Grape lips

Grape lips

“Shit it grape lips”
“What does that mean?”
“I don’t know”

by treetree November 20, 2020

grape squish

1) Pushing a grape in between a girls vaginal lips and popping it into a guys mouth

2) The act of fucking a girl so hard you virtually "smash her clitoris."

"Dude I totally Grape Squished that girl last night"
"Dude nice!"

"Yeah we fucked so hard I got Grape squished."

by The Grape Squisher November 2, 2013

grapes and avocados

when you go grocery shopping with your crush and all you can do is look at each other

(looking at you) "we need grapes and avocados"
(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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by Krkič April 26, 2019