"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
by tsamu July 31, 2010
Get the shelf destructmug. by Supercalifragilerealistic October 15, 2019
Get the Eggs on the high shelfmug. Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.
by ogmack122 June 29, 2017
Get the crumb shelfmug. A Psychological Weapon Used By Parents To Persuade Their Children To Be On Their Best Behavior.
Used Primarily Around The Holidays To Encourage Kids To Mind Their Manners And Be Respectful.
A Cultural Technique Used By People From New Bedford Massachusetts Since 1973.
Used Primarily Around The Holidays To Encourage Kids To Mind Their Manners And Be Respectful.
A Cultural Technique Used By People From New Bedford Massachusetts Since 1973.
by Four Horsemen Studio April 6, 2016
Get the The Belt On The Shelfmug. The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.
Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.
by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020
Get the hobo shelfmug. by NoShwagHere May 14, 2003
Get the knick-knack shelfmug. When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.
Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
by Greatpickle December 4, 2014
Get the Top shelf wastedmug.