get kirk

getting a blowjob/ getting neck

named after political activist charlie kirk, who was fatally shot in the neck on September 10 2025

i always get kirk

by qwertyuio23333 November 20, 2025

Kirk

A blowjob. Named after American political pundit Charlie Kirk and his assassination, it is a play on the already existing slang "neck," which is the part of his body which was struck by a bullet.

Friend: "Bro where were you after the party?"

Me: "My fault bro, this fine shit I met was givin me Kirk in the basement."

by kirkcobain November 6, 2025

Got Kirked

When someone publicly declares X isn’t an issue, and X is the cause of their death. See Irony.

Got Kirked: someone downplays or dismisses the threat of gun violence, but then becomes a victim of it.

Charlie Kirk being shot at a political rally after publicly saying gun violence isn’t an issue in America, 2025.

by ButImNotWrong080706 September 11, 2025

Kirke Svigter

Lukas04power

Tror du Lukas kommer? Nej, han er en fucking kirke svigter.

by Hoeghz October 16, 2017

Kirk

Slang term used in place for oral sex

Justin: I went to my girls house last night
James: Did you get kirk?

by Ethioyoshi November 1, 2025

Kirk Penetration

The couple performing this move must be at least one male where he insterts his cock up a partners open wound. Preferably around the neck area.

Last night I hit the kirk penetration on Annie right on her bike crash wound

by MamaPhuker September 30, 2025

Kirked

To advocate for something that Ironically leads to your own misfortune.

Guy: I fell into a hole I dug up

Guy 2: You got Kirked.

by pagR September 11, 2025