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Nolan-Cocked

When a supervisor calls you into their office and you think you are in trouble. You take the time to think about all the little things that they may be upset about. Once you get into the office you just have to sign your report.
Boss: Come into my office right away!
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
by Iceyhott January 14, 2019
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Nolan

A sexy guy that has a very big penis and is a daredevil he also likes to scooter and he has blonde hair and blue eyes that catch girls on the spot a Nolan is a god that is stronger than zues
by Keegan3690 January 21, 2019
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Nolan

Person 1: Oh hey its Nolan
Person 2: What a nerd
by LordOfTheHobos September 17, 2018
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Nolan

A whole ass nolan
kylie: "that's a whole ass nolan!"
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Kyle Nolan

Big Jerk That Is Always Mean To People And Thinks He Is Cool. He Hangs Out With The "Bad Boys" In School And Acts Like He Is So Awesome but He Really Is Just A Big Bully. He Will Most Likely Go To Jail When He Is Older Because Of The Type Of People He Hangs Out With And the Stupid Choices He Makes.
Kyle Nolan; A BIG Jerk

Me; Hey is that Kyle

Friend; Yeah
Me; He is so mean to me
Friend; Really?
Me; Yeah
Friend; He is mean to me to. He threatened me!
Me; OMG, He told the teacher to shut up in class today
by xX_RandomCoolDude_Xx June 2, 2018
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Nolan Williams

A beautiful man with Curley hair and a gnarly snake tattoo on his right arm. He also has really pretty eyes and a big pp. also is very funny and likes to hug way too much.
Person: Ayo is that the guy with the big pp?
Person 2: Hell ya that’s Nolan Williams
by Bigpplover6969 August 18, 2022
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Nolan ener

The prettiest boy you'll ever see his eyes are like diamonds even though made of stone
Total Nolan ener just passed me in the hall and omg I creamed just by looking at him for to long
by thatsmisterdaddymantoyou August 22, 2022
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