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myspace ninja

one who turns off the "online now" logo but constantly post blogs, comments , bulletins and so on but you never know if you will get a reply due to the absence of the logo
Erik:Dude why do i always get things from Lucas but everytime i go to reply hes not on. then later he gets mad at me for a no reply
Zach: because hes a myspace ninja, you never know when you will get a shuriken like comment to the picture o_0
by Erik The Mexi May 13, 2008
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Ninja Selfie

Taking a “secret” selfie with someone else’s phone, while waiting to take a photo for them, for them to find later. This is done as a fun prank.
I asked the couple if they would like me to snap a pic of them and I took a few Ninja selfies while they got ready.
by Fitchic July 1, 2019
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Whiskey Ninja

When a friend gets drunk of whiskey behind your back, usually after a hard break up.

The act of swigging whiskey like a ninja, so no one sees you drinking.
-George is a whiskey ninja, he got so drunk and no one even noticed.
-What a whiskey ninja!
by Gib1234 May 20, 2010
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Ninja pig

The Ninja pig is a domestic animal that is damm fat pug who can jump 2 times their damm height boi so yeah. MADE!!!! BY Calvin Wellman/ Ryan Nash inspired by Max the ninja pig/pug
Sing this: Can he fly no he can't he just a ninja pig who farts rainbow
by Bob Bobfer Boby July 15, 2017
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ninja warrior

Noun: A television show which originally aired on Japanese television, known as Sasuke there, in between dramas. It features contestants trying to complete the four difficult stages on Mount Fujiyama. It now appears on G4 and many American viewers are transfixed by the ridiculousness of the course, but also at the contestants atheleticism.

Verb: To attack a series of obstacles with a lack of fear, determination, and strength.
N: Did you see commercial fisherman Makoto Nagano race up the final obstacle on Ninja Warrior. That motherfucker is crazy, i saw him practicing on his bigass fishing boat. I bet he smells like cod.

V: Oh shit, this is nice. Watch me ninja warrior over this fence, across that pole, up the stairs, swim through that pond, and hit the oak tree at the end of the street. It's goin to be fucking nuts. I bet I can do it in like 25 seconds.
by AJ Trailah May 3, 2007
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ninja tuck

To tuck one's boner up into his waistband quickly while nobody is looking to avoid it being noticed.
At the same time Jon had a full boner, the teacher called him up to the board. He performed a ninja tuck and nobody was the wiser.
by Cowboy Dave November 19, 2006
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ninja bitch

A ninja bitch is a woman who realizes a friend is attracted to her sexually and intentionally uses that attraction to manipulate him (term originated from the intellectual whores/ladder "theory" of male/female relationships).
She knows he fixed her computer because he's sweet on her. She wants "to be friends". What a ninja bitch!
by Alinama S. May 19, 2006
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