neighbour

that guy that you always end up in the lift with. you find him kind of cute but also er, special. like he won't talk just smile and nod a little too long. sometimes he farts and looks at me like "do you get it?". well, it was funny the first time. once he urinated the shape of a heart while going up. i suppose he doesnt believe in verbal communication. i definitely know him through smells. i know him too well. if one day i should discover a pile of poop in the shape of a unicorn, i'll let you know.

my neighbour assaulted me again while going up. being cute won't save his ass.

by Krkič October 24, 2019

Dangerino neighborino, I’m coming out of the closet

O dang

Dangerino neighborino, I’m coming out of the closet. I hope you feel better dude.

by Mutunuzzz January 22, 2019

The Down Stairs Neighbor

A lonely miserable bastard who lives in silence and his own filth. Angry at the world, and particularly his kick ass neighbors, for having a life that he will never achieve. Often takes frustrations out on the ceiling with a broomstick. Is a spineless, gutless, lump of a man who is such a pussy that he has to call the management instead of confronting said kick ass neighbors. Can often be found sporting heinous red glittery house shoes, talking on his cell phone (probably to his mom) and smokin' a cigarette through his snaggle tooth.
Oh yeah. And he's a virgin.

"The Down Stairs Neighbor is creeping around the back porch again...."

by ExcessivePartyAnimals February 4, 2010

pump the neighbors cat look

A look you would you see on someone's face, if you were to catch someone having sexual intercourse with their neighbors cat. An extreme look of embarrassment.

Hey you, what have you been doing???? Oooohhh, You have a pump the neighbors cat look.

by lisa lisa January 12, 2014

Spanked the neighbour

When you go to your neighbours house and drink an excessive amount of alcohol. Often involuntary and used as a ploy of revenge for a massive hangover. Note doesn't have to be direct neighbour.

Wow! Gina and Vince came over last night and drank a 40oz. Mike (neighbours husband) I can't believe she spanked the neighbour. Brittany I made her have three GTs also

by Mikesmithatl December 25, 2016

neighBROS

neighbors that are bros or who listen to dane cook, jack johnson, or dave mathews, people who wear sideways hats and sunglasses and most frat boys are bros

"Who the fuck is blasting jack johnson constantly on your floor?"
"My fucking neighbros chad and the philster"

by Marky mark & the fun bunch December 9, 2007

neighbours

A stupid TV soap which was made before Home and Away (which is a great show) but now copies Home and Away story lines, has totally pathetic lame acting, cheap production, has the feel of an English tv show (boring and old) and is a waste of a good timeslot of television viewing. It always competes with Home and Away for the bigger audience but doesn't come close, Home and Away just has that extra edge and hotness to it. The reason it's so succesful is coz the English people in England and the English in Australia love it....boringggggg

Some loser: Yay neighbours is on now!
A normal person: I'd rather watch the news...actually lets watch neighbours coz I need something to laugh at...like their acting skills..

If you're a nobody actor then join neighbours....remember Big Brother's Blair acts on it...or if you wanna be a squeeky singer, but can't get a record deal then join Neighbours first...Kylie Minogue, Natalie Imbruglia (ok at least this one can actually sing), Holly Valance are a few...the list goes on

If you're a boring old person watch Neighbours, if you're a hot, cool teenager watch Home and Away.

by JeJay December 25, 2005