Naughty Carpenter

when you strip down naked and send guys nudes in order to sell drugs

“yo bro I think my drug dealer Noah is a naughty carpenter”

by stinky cooter September 30, 2023

naughty jordy

When one takes a shit on another’s chest and finger paints a drawing on said chest

“Man I pulled a naughty Jordy last night it was stank”
“This chick asked me to pull a naughty jordy so I got the fuck out of there”

by DragonMYballzDave November 12, 2020

naughty watermelon

When a watermelon grows up and becomes infested with bad seeds.

YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)

by NAUGHTY WATERMELLON June 18, 2018

Naughty Knee grow

The sexual act of dumping out a container of cotton balls and forcing another to pick them up while being pounded from behind, and upon completion using the male member as a paint brush to slather the generated butt grease on the recipients face, avoiding the eyes and lips.

Carter upon arriving late, was surprised with a naughty knee grow in the job trailer, after completion of his organic face painting was then referred to as Mr Blowjangles for the remainder of the work day

by Gingerly ginger February 15, 2022

Naughty Boy Night

Naughty boy night is where a group of boys, usually known as “The Boys” or “The Squad”, go over to a friends house and tell their parents that it’s a sleepover, but the go naked and touch each other and do whatever they want in secret, usually in ones room and/or basement.

Bro 1: Hey, let’s have a naughty boy night.
Bro 2: okay, I’ll ask my parents if we can sleepover at your place

by TitanLordTheFirst July 2, 2024

Naughty Luxe

One luxuriously bad ass sea creature from a place more mystical than the moon. Where is this place you ask? It is all around you. Scared? Don't be, he's here to love you.

My friends and I were on a boat thinking, "We're on a mo-f**kin' boat b**ches, how can life get any better?!?" But just then the Naughty Luxe showed Up and showed Us how to REALLY live. He was show-on!

by Nettleless October 13, 2011

Level 4 Naughty Lister

Someone who is on Santa’s Naughty list for either for really, REALLY naughty behavior, or illegal activities.

Yea, that’s right. You are a Level 4 Naughty Lister.

by Blank_1 December 23, 2024