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harvey is a muppet.

he is just a muppet.
by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020
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Muppet talk

When a person inserts there entire hand up someones ass and proceeds to spell different words using sign language while the "Muppet" tries to guess the word correctly. Each word guessed correctly is a point.
Last night I got six points playing Muppet talk ! And one of the words was hippopotamus.
by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024
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Muppet Broadcast

When you fist two people at once, alternating strokes so that the recipients' grunts are in phase. The two fistees face the same way, so their reactions resemble a news broadcast, with a "muppeteer" underneath.
by Knullthu February 29, 2024
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Muppet

A person who is absolutely clueless about everything. They are ignorant as fuck and are generally idiotic pricks
Speaker1: Your mum is fat.

Speaker2: Shut up you muppet you aren't funny you didn't make anyone laugh other than yourself.
by Chvrjis November 28, 2021
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Ass muppet

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet
“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppetlast night
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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the biggest muppet ever

Wow isn’t that jevo
Shhh she’s the biggest muppet ever
by Jeffery funks May 9, 2022
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Muppet

The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.
Lydia: dude , is such a muppet.
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.

Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet
by girlswho'sgothegoods May 30, 2016
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