munch diving

the act of indulging in an article of food such as you would with pussy if you were muff diving

"damn im hungry. Lets go be a schosid and get a salad so we can go munch diving."

by billy basket weaver July 26, 2008

twat munch

Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karrioke to a lady. Also insult to an obnoctuous oaf

I can't wait to see Sharon again so I can throw her down and give her a mighty twat munch

Hilary where are those reports I asked for you complete twat munch

by Ollie the Hind December 2, 2007

Dyke Munch

A Dyke Munch is a male or straight woman that hangs around mostly lesbians. Not unlike a "Fag Hag."

I wish i wasn't a dyke munch, then i could actually get my friends to help me with guys.

by Bereft August 5, 2008

Butt munch

The word butt munch means to munch on ones other buttocks.

Hey waz up butt munch

by Licmydickiderya January 21, 2019

Munch and Punch

When you are eating a female out while blasting away two fingers deep until she can't stand it anymore and you have to slip it in her

This smokeshow wasn't about it I hit her with the old munch and punch. After that she was wetter than niagra falls.

by Gunner12 September 21, 2017

Funky Munch

Free sex. Often without expecting it. Not rape.

Don't ever stare at the place a man zips. He'll think you're offering a funky munch.

by pinkiepyro December 13, 2012

spud munch

typically somebody who is lacking in the intellectual area of the brain, and a munch

evie, you spud munch

by LalaUN24 September 29, 2023