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Mook

“Your so mook”
by Jester mook May 9, 2022
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mook

when straight men act gay and touch other boys
mulenon"look over there nicolas is mooking Zion over there"
by showtime hardy January 8, 2019
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Mook

When one excretes an unfathomable amount of fecal matter or if the Mook as a whole smells equivalent to The

Great Depression or Rosa Parks bus seat, typically very warm in temperature to the point that your anal cavity feels like a small furnace. Mooks can cause you to think you are a Human Keurig. Often refereed to as a Mookie Betts or having a Mookie Betts.
Dan: Kyle, Are you hungover?
Kyle: Yea man i've taken like 3 beer Mooks already this morning from all those Genesee Cream Ales i had.
Zach: What the fuck is that smell ?
Kyle: The Mook man.
by KGDaddy January 31, 2018
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Mook

The act of eating any food or beverage at a lightning fast speed because you are highly hungry and starving. You cannot wait another second. Eat it or die.

Not to be confused with malook.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm about to mook this ramen.
by watchaback44 January 25, 2024
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Mook

noun. insult meaning to be idiotic or stupid
"you're a mook for not knowing what mook means"
by Dutch Clutch October 8, 2020
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Mooked out

To the MAAAX
Guy1- damn that guy has limo tint on his Nissan
Guy2- yeah gotta get em mooked out
mugGet the Mooked outmug.

mooking

the act of fidgeting with one's genitals (typically male) as a nervous response to arousal, and not for direct sexual stimulation. sometimes performed as an act of courtship or with the intent of seduction.
Mike: I was walking down the street and some guy jumped out and started aggressively tugging at his balls in front of me.

Jake: That was the Boston Mooker! He was mooking you, you got mooked!
by terriblebirthdaygift July 12, 2024
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