A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.
by isthisaproperpseudonym December 16, 2020
To serve a Mongolian Fudge Pop is to get revenge on a partner in anal sex for getting feces on the penis. The chef will take their shit-covered penis out of the victim's anus and quickly slap them in the face with it, leaving a stain. Veteran chefs will aim for the mouth, but this is not necessary for a significant effect.
Steve: Wait, so when you pulled out, you got shit on your dick?
Joey: Yeah, so I served her a nice warm Mongolian Fudge Pop! Fresh out of the oven!
Steve: I guess she got what she deserved...
Joey: Yeah, so I served her a nice warm Mongolian Fudge Pop! Fresh out of the oven!
Steve: I guess she got what she deserved...
by Colonel Ennol Angus July 28, 2019
On her 30th birthday, she enjoyed it Mongolian style.
by Servo March 22, 2015
by SaulGoodman9129 January 30, 2025
When a girl rides your face so hard it warms up all your face “meat” just like the Mongolians did with their beef. AMEN
by Pump&Dump Daddy December 10, 2022
The female partner's shoulders are on the floor, her back is against the front of a couch and her undercarriage is up in the air. The male partner mounts from a standing position, alternating between the pink hole to the stink hole while spiraling in a counterclockwise direction.
Well doctor, La Fawnduh insisted that I give her a Reverse Mongolian Drill Press, and it was wonderful...But I think I sprained my penis.
by Miya P Burns April 16, 2023
A physically and/or mentally demanding vacation that usually results in a new found respect for the people/place visited and a renewed sense of perspective on life. Derived from Vincent’s vacation to Mongolia in September 2011
Kiran: Vince, you look completely exhausted. Didn’t you just come back from vacation?
Vincent: Yeah totally dude, but it was a Mongolian vacation.
Vincent: Yeah totally dude, but it was a Mongolian vacation.
by Vincent Wali September 13, 2011