moisey

Not quite moist. But also not dry.

-I walked outside and the humidity made my skin moisey.

-Eww it's moisey out here.

by Cayla Cook January 27, 2009

Misel

Dumb ass

Zulma: what a misel

What a dumbass

by kuromii January 17, 2021

Mrs Miserable Fuck

Some one who is such a miserable bastard who has no friends and only achievment in life is a fur ball!

Some one who does nothing but moan is now a mrs miserable fuck

by Dr Dont Care March 11, 2009

Prick Of Misery

When something goes horribly, horribly wrong, this phrase is directed at the aggressor. It can be used either before or after the person/object you're venting at, but not both. Additionally, it can never be used with "you" i. e. one could not say "Get out of my way, you prick of misery."

Person 1: Prick of Misery! The 2 train is running local from the Bronx all the way to Brooklyn. (In this case, the aggressor would be the MTA)

Or

Person 1: You hit me with your car! Prick of misery! (The driver is the aggressor)

by CNJGeep May 26, 2009

Moises Moment

A "Moises Moment" is a moment where you just do something so stupid you wonder how you've lived this long.

"Bro I just pulled a Moises Moment" "What happened" "I was drinking my coffee and thought it was gross so I dumped it out on the floor instead of the sink" "Fucking idiot"

by MoisesHtr2005 May 18, 2021

misexpected

To inadvertantly place trust in something turning out a certain way, but finding out later the trust was based on a false pretense. Different from unexpected because it was a total screw-up, not just a surprise.

The US Government misexpected that throwing a little debt at a lot of debt would lead to less debt.

by mycbrad July 12, 2009

Misery tent

A very small and cramped office space consisting mainly of decent and fairly happy males but 1 bitter, beefy, vengeful, and menopausal female who creates a miserable work environment for all who enter said office space.

God, working here is like being in a misery tent!

by Who dat 62? December 26, 2011