Melanie

Either the sweetest and most gentle girl you will ever meet or the most two-faced, conniving, narcissistic bitch in the galaxy. Both variants will put up a front of being kind and caring so you won't know which one they are until you inevitably get fucked over.
Person 1: I'm thinking of inviting Melanie on the trip with us.

Person 2: Wait, Melanie A. or Melanie T.?

Person 1: Melanie T.

Person 2: Oh thank god, I hate Melanie A.
by 2cool2paytaxes July 04, 2023
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When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so that the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie
"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such a Melanie then that I think I just spat out my cliterous"
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When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie.
"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such as Melanie that I think I just spat out my cliterous."
by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024
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she is the reincarnation of an death angel her main goal is to drain all the energy out of your soul

her most dangerous weapon is boredom she will bore you till you'd wish you was dead making you wanna kill yourself

this only applies to a Melanie who is German and/or geography teacher
billy: she so annoying

Spiderman: typical Melanie

Melanie: heil hitler heheheheh
billy: aha............
by dedediewie April 20, 2022
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Melanie is shy but when you get to know her she is crazy! She loves messing around with people and having a great time. She overthinks A LOT but don’t let that stop you from being her friend.
Dude 1: Woah, who’s that?
Dude 2: Dude that’s Melanie!
Dude 1: Damn she’s hot!
Dude 2: I call dibs
by yo mamaz manz November 21, 2021
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person: who’s that hot girl over there?
other person: that’s melanie!
by sexybaefr June 18, 2021
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Name for a beautiful confident girl.Most likely to have browon hair and eyes.She's sexy and flawless.Most boys fall in love with melanie realy quickly for her personalily and her looks.Melanie is always right!YOU should never argue with a melanie.She has a great bog big boobs and ass also very good in bed.
Dawn that girl is defentily a melanie!
by Hm46486 February 23, 2017
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