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Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.
Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.
by Richard the curious July 28, 2023
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Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
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Glitch McConnel

A nickname was coined for Republican Senator Mitch McConnel on TikTok because he kept having Brain farts & freeze on air in front of cameras in press conferences & gets escorted of stage, too fuckin’ old to serve & just won’t retire!
Did you see Glitch McConnel malfunction on the News last night, that shit funny AF!
by Rashi.Chai August 30, 2023
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Haili McMannis

The sweetest person you'll ever meet, she loves dogs, the color blue, baby's, and elephants. She's the most beautiful person you can think of with a kind soul, and is tough as nails. Everybody deserves a Haili McMannis!!
Friend 1: bro did you see her she's so beautiful!
Friend 2: and kind!
Friend 3: they call her Haili McMannis
by Secret admirer2187 April 18, 2024
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Jared McCain

The greatest basketball player ever and the best TikTok dancer.
"Yo man did you hear that Jared McCain put up a quadruple double yesterday?" "Wow I always knew he was the goat."
by Beact December 3, 2024
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Bobby McMann

Best NHL player in the league. Plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs and is carrying the team. He will lead the maple leafs to a cup this year.
Bobby McMann is the goat and scores every goal.
by cblish February 6, 2025
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Todd McJannet

1. Having a big night on the drink.

2. Getting drunk and being a pest in group chats
“I’m going to get completely Todd McJannet’d tonight, less gooooo”

“I reckon the boys will love this in the group chat
by Ishyaboisknpns March 22, 2025
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