mullet couple

A couple, usually male/female, who are not equal in physical appearance. Opposites on a scale of attractiveness.

A mullet couple would be a fat or ugly dude with a smoking hot girlfriend/wife.

by Randy Poffo October 24, 2007

flesh mullet

A roll of flesh at the back of someone's brush cut.

His flesh mullet undulated as he spoke.

by I got no pants April 23, 2003

tattoo mullet

Tattoos that cover only the bcak of a person's body. The front of their body is free of tattoos. Business in the front, party in the bcak.

Look at that guy's tattoo mullet! It's crazy

by rcokstarrydr February 27, 2010

gentrification mullet

An intentionally ugly mullet that is popular with hipsters who are romantasizing being poor but actually have money.

"You know your rent is going up when those gentrification mullet folks pull up to your neighbourhood."

by scorpioscorpio February 17, 2021

chin mullet

having long hair only on the chin area

That dude has a a sweet chin mullet!!!!

by gregory5579 July 12, 2006

mexi-mullet

A hairstyle popular (also see shlong, mullet)with certain Mexican males. Most often this hairstyle is associated with a fondness for heavy metal music and a fascination with knives. WARNING: the wearer of this hairstyle has a 99% chance of being a serial-killer.

Trucker #1: What happened to all the lot lizards at the truckstop?
Trucker #2: Some dude with a mexi-mullet butchered them all and ate their remains while listening to Ozzy.
Trucker #1: Again?

by antraeindubh August 24, 2006

soccer mullet

also known as a fohawk
a small, centered mohawk worn usually by soccer players

connor has a soccer mullet

by G-reg1111111111111 August 29, 2005