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Ontel Monke

the word Ontel Monke is used, when someone is an rich, old and filthy person
man have you seen florim? nah man hes such a ontel monke
by oldlean August 15, 2022
mugGet the Ontel Monkemug.

Smack monk

When you beat ya dick
Girl : what you finna do ?

Me : smack monk !!!!!
by Elijah (thatboul.e) November 30, 2019
mugGet the Smack monkmug.

monke syndrome

At any given point of time, the max number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time. By this definition, the max stages of MS can never decrease. It'll either remain constant in best case or keep on increasing.
Yesterday Monty was telling me that he was cool because some girl was stalking him via his instagram story

I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome
by Neriv October 15, 2020
mugGet the monke syndromemug.

monke ded

monke ded means very sad thing
carl: i heard monke ded

me: screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by sussy baka man May 24, 2022
mugGet the monke dedmug.

chicken monk

a group of 3 beautiful girls that are hilarious and can make peoples day. they have many inside jokes and lots of trips to the store. they are besties
“damn they look like they are having fun, they must be chicken monks”
by chicken monk May 19, 2019
mugGet the chicken monkmug.

Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.
Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis
by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021
mugGet the Monke penismug.

monk slut

a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own
that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.
by life alchemist May 24, 2018
mugGet the monk slutmug.

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