Shitamus maximus

Your gluteus maximus becomes a Shitamus maximus when your taking a shit on the shitter.

"Tylers gluteus maximus quickly became a shitamus maximus when he ate at taco bell"

by mommyallana December 20, 2023

Asshateus Maximus

gluteus's brother

hey gluteus wassup

oh nothing hanging out with Asshateus Maximus

by MasterofDisaster95 September 30, 2016

Yeetus Maximus

A name used to show how extremely difficult doing a 99% impossible bottle flip in Graystillplays happy wheels videos. This name came from the rear muscle called gluteus maximus.

"Oh,I actually got the Yeetus Maximus bottle flipped up right!!!" - Graystillplays 2020

by 154935019158 February 13, 2021

Shartus Maximus

when you do the biggest shart ever. it might break your toilet. it happens to some people after they've eaten spicy food or if you get food poisoning.

omfg. i went to the toilet and i did a shartus maximus after eating chicken sashimi so big it blocked my toilet!!

by SAUCYCUMSACK69 December 10, 2025

Maximus

Essentially Maximum but sounding better. Alternate definitions could mean full on, too much, etc.

Josh: I have my Math AA HL paper and PHY HL paper on the same day! :(
Bobo: omg pAIN MAXIMUS

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*sees something very relatable*
Me: That's relatable maximus!

by Akankshya April 19, 2021

Virgus maximus

Aka Andre

The steriotipical nerd, this being is known for being extremely edgy.

The virgus maximus has a hard-on on pokemon, going so far that it will buy every release of the franchise.

This being is also a massive weeb, watching 50 anime or more
It is also possible that itmay shoot-up it's school.

Don't bully a virgus maximus or he will shoot-up the school

by Edgy thing December 4, 2019

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea

Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
aminotentitledtoadecentdefence.blogspot.com/2021/06/la-rosa-concilae-primus-optimus-maximus.html

by SirSimon July 2, 2021