crackheadius maximus is a slang term deriving from southern massachusetts and consists of being "crackhead" like or in reality being that if a crackhead
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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