Mason

a baller ass kid who might seem autistic to the naked eye. His future is to be an NBA point guard or entrepreneur e.t.c, he will never be a mailman or garbage man. He makes fun of fat people and find nine eleven funny. He is not friends with Josh Richter.

Damn, did you see that fucking backflip Mason did in the pool.

by bigdad6969 November 4, 2019

mason

a mason is a crazy stalker boyfriend.
masons are known for their preppy clothes, love of hair products & annoying friends.
WARNING: once you have sex with this "mason" there is no turning back, he will be stuck to you like a leech..forever.
good luck to all of yous out their with your own "mason"

did you see that MASON , he made his girlfriend so crazy she hid in her basement for weeks!

dude, MASON was so obsessed with this girl he bought her a pony!

by lalalalalalala1234 February 22, 2010

Mason

A Ginger, who tries to go physically as far as possible without upsetting the girl or swiping the V-Card.

Do you see his red hair? He must be a Mason.

Mary: He almost went over the line, but he didn't because he's a Mason!

Dakota: He would never sleep with a girl, he's a Mason.

by maryandhaleyarecool November 29, 2010

mason

a disgrace to society ; someone who is heavily rejected and ostracized ; a complete reject ; obnoxious person

Jim: I wanna punch that guy in the face so hard.
John: same. he has no frieds since hes so obnoxious
Jim: he's such a mason

by thisgirlknowsshit December 8, 2010

Mason

A retard and a mother fucking fat ass. He’s also a bitch and got a small dick. He also likes a girl named Shaniah

Mason is a faggot

by Yrfhh December 11, 2019

Mason

The person who has the smallest dick in the world

Mason has a small dick

by Mason"" July 13, 2017

Mason

A person who only plays search and destroy, usually only using a baby monitor

Wow hop off that baby monitor, you are such a mason!

by Dennis The Great May 2, 2010