loan shark

A shady loan dealer, gives out loans at huge interest rates

I had to get a loan from that loan shark for my new car, but I can't pay him back

by Jonneh July 19, 2004

Crisis loan

The scant pennies you need to feed the mice living in your flat when the giro fails to arrive and another week of starvation looms. To secure a crisis loan one must first contact the crisis loans department of the centralised social security services where one is put on hold for forty minute intervals interspersed with short bursts of nasty questions in which one is made to feel like the scum of the earth. After two and a half hours (my record) one is then blasted with more insults before being offered £20 for the next two weeks. Then follows an interminable wait at the job centre amongst a sea of human flotsam who are now your nearest living brethren. After a standard wait which sees the job centre close and most the staff leave you are summoned to the back room to be given your crisis loan cheque which you cannot now cash until the following day as the post office has shut.

Unemployed person: I just got my £20 crisis loan.
Employed person: You bloody scrounger! That's my taxes you're drinking away, you scum. MY TAXES!
Unemployed person: But I've nothing else to live on -
Employed person: Get a job and stop making me pay tax! Taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes taxes, ad infinitum.

by Roland from Grange Hill December 29, 2008

Llando

Name of a powerful Night Elf Warrior. Being the best warrior on the Zul'jin Realm in the lvl 20-29 brackets for a long time, he then decided to move on to lvl 49 where he was still fighting and winning.
Llando is also known as the 'Living Legend' among a large group of Horde players; those who actually had the chance to fight him, and also to a lot of Alliance players, where it was good to fight and win on his side.

~Horde fan

Watch out for Llando!

We lost, Llando is in this game.

by Manspider September 13, 2006

loana

Loana's aesthetic and lifestyle will blow your mind. She's kind and passionate about what she loves. Highlighting a Shakespeare quote by day, reading fanfictions by night, Loana loves reading as much as she loves watching movies while burning her favorite Yankee Candle. She's a true living form of the vsco girl and that's why everyone loves her. Did I mention she is super smart and would definitely kick your ass for being an idiot? because she totally would. Long sstory long; find yourself a Loana and never let her go.

''oohh that's such a loana behavior!''

by helolastar January 29, 2020

Canadian Loaner

Another name for a blow - job, most typically used as slang in Canada.

"Last night was great! My girlfriend gave me one heck of a Canadian Loaner!"

by Captain of Falcons April 2, 2012

loan officer

a guy who gets frequently turned down for dates, then watches the girl hit it off with a more popular guy

"Damn, lost another loan to Ditech!"

by Alex March 28, 2003

loan shark

shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.

"Ow, that hurt! I promise to pay the loan shark next week, sir"

by Rob July 20, 2004