Ligma

Lig - ma balls
(Lick-my)

Person a:It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma

Person b: What’s Ligma?

Person a: Ligma balls.

by SuperKitty555566 January 3, 2022

Ligma

Ligma is a very contagious disease, commonly spread to Fortnite twitch streamers, to prevent this disease buy the fortnite battle pass. Or simply ligma, ligma BALLS-

Ligmaaaa

by Oliver teehee March 8, 2022

Ligma

A strange and rare disease that not much is known about

John: Did you know that Candace and Joe were diagnosed with ligma?
Emily: stfu

by Milkii March 24, 2022

lianathebanana

She is a great famous tiktoker! She is a banana who likes bandori

Lianathebanana is my favorite tiktoker

by coochieloverr April 21, 2022

Ligma

Lycirobacterium Internal Genealirus Morph-Arsintits, better referred to as LIGMA, is an infectious disease usually caused by the Mycobacterium Ligmitus Arsintits (MLA) bacterias which can be traced to the Bophides Myphat (BMP) genus of Rubondese Sloberon (RMO), all traced to the bofa (Biological Oscillopsian Fibrospectare Arsintits), Ligma being the second stage. Ligma is extremely fatal with a fatality rate of 99.97% according to an underground lab (lab 42-069) in Sugon, Indo-China. Lab 42-069 also proved it to be part of Bophides Myphat, the rarest genus of RMO. Around ninety percent of people who caught Ligma are virgins, a study which lab 42-069 is working on as of November 2018. Ligma is spread from one person to the next through the air (HHT). Symptoms of Ligma are: blue balls, shriveled testicles, being a virgin.

Treatments of Ligma are being heavily researched. Ligma being part of BOFA gives it a notorious difficulty in finding a treatment procedure. However, as of September 11th 2021, one treatment has been concocted. The LIGMA-BALLS (Byranithium Arsintits Lerangion Ligahndi Stigmakok) procedure is the only working treatment for Ligma, notorious for its difficult procedure. Ligma is the last treatable stage of the BOFA spectrum. The LIGMA-BALLS procedure evidently can prevent further infection like the final stage of the BOFA spectrum: E-TMA. E-TMA (Encephalitis-Tetratingulous Microthercian Arsintits) has a 100% fatality rate, untreatable.

Ninja, a virgin Fortnite streamer, died due to complications of Ligma.
what's Ligma?
Ligma Balls!

I accidentally gave my girlfriend Ligma last night.. she won't speak to me anymore.
did you tell her to LIGMA-BALLS?
what the fuck is wrong with you?

People who get Ligma are so gay.
*looks at him attentively, being gay*

by dickmachinko May 23, 2022

Ligma Sucker

Ligma Sucker is a term/phrase used in the monkey clan; the most responsible and successful way of attack too non-monkers. There are many terms/phrases the monkey clan uses but this is the most powerful of them all. "Ligma Sucker" means absolute stupidity and "Cucker-Monkeys", which is another way of calling bullshit or something that is not supreme enough too the monkey clan.

Bro this is so Ligma Sucker.
What you're doing right now is so Cucker Monkeys.
You fuckin' Ligma Sucker.
(For further use too people who are not even apart of the monkey clan, non monkers should never be capitalized like this: "Non-Monkers". They're/It's too insignificant , so they're not even a noun "person, place, or thing" thus why they/it shouldn't be capitalized).

by MCF (monkey clan forever). 🐒 May 31, 2022

Ligma

is a rare disease that only happens to males if the disease is not medically treated he may suffer from bophades, the only way to heal ligma is to ligma my balls.

My older brother last week had ligma luckily my uncle was around to treat him

by Nurse Ligma July 3, 2022