Legitculous

ADJ.
A contraction of the words legitimate and ridiculous. It's used to describe situations that are both highly impressive and entirely realistic.

Mike: Dude, look at my blueprints for this dry ice cooled gravity bong. It chills the smoke to a lovely 34 degrees so that it finishes clean. You can even add flavors via this secondary bowl for spices and essential oils.

John: Oh my god dude, these are legitculous.

Mike: Yeah, we're going to completely decimate our ties to reality.

by BigChap July 7, 2010

Legitimate One-Upper

Where a one-upper tells you a bigger and better story, usually by making it up, a Legitimate One-Upper doesn't make anything up because they really are bigger and better than you.

Player: Dude, you see those girls over there? Yeah. I totally banged them last night..

Rich Player: Oh them? I did them last weekend. And their sisters...

Player: *Mutters* Damn, you Legitimate One-Upper...

by KtotheQ May 23, 2010

Legitimatic

To describe something or a situation as legit or good.

Eric: I shoulda caught a yeti... They're tight as hell! Good vibes good vibes.
Josh: Damn son sounds legitimatic.

by Take it hard November 27, 2010

legitishit

When a housemate or family member knocks on the bathroom door and, to the reply that you are defecating, they declare that you are not, and you are merely getting in their way to annoy them. Having left the bathroom after, you may point to the evidence and proclaim victory.

no i'm not. it's a legitishit!

by jonathan hales February 24, 2011

LegitGshit

The abbreviation of Legitimate Gangster Shit. It is an up and rising combination of the word "legit" and the word "G", used to describe things that are "legit", or cool, but in a Gangster sort of way.

"Last night, I fucked this bitch and her best friend"
"Damn homie, that's legitgshit."

"Yo, I saw this dude's car get fucked up by some kid with a wrench, it was some legitgshit."

"Man, I had to be home early last night so my girl wouldn't get mad at me."
"Yo, that's some legitg... wait... damn, you're a bitch bro."

by 904GooN October 20, 2011

Legitfully

This is a slang (aka unreal) word that is supposed to take place of the word legitimately .

"Hey! I legitfully finished all of my work for today!"
"My boyfriend keeps on trying to use the word legitfully. It doesn't work."

by Arya2495 January 23, 2013

legit beans

A phrase used in place of describing making real money. Also can be used in describing lady parts. Can be used as subtle as possible to describe respect.

I am leaving the car wash to make some legit bean.
Dude, and trust me when I say this, she had legit beans.
If I don't get shown some bean around here, I'll quit.

by fightingkoalas November 16, 2013