Knoxville Lava Lamp

When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.

I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp

by krestacar May 4, 2021

brown lava

diarrhoea

I just experienced an eruption of brown lava in my pants and on the ground!

by DonnerdarmDdddddddDEDDDDDDDDD November 14, 2018

lava bite

When you bite into something freshly cooked, that is still far too hot to eat, effectively ruining your meal.

"I took a lava bite out of my bean burrito and it ruined my tongue for the next 6 hours."

by nthomson85 December 24, 2019

the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.

Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...

by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022

I lava you

Something that little kids on Roblox say, since Roblox tags everything like in the case..I love you.
So instead kids will say, ‘i lava you’

Kid 1: ########
Kid 2: huh?
Kid 1: sorry, Roblox tagged it, I meant: I lava you

by JAYJAY <3 February 24, 2024

Lava Finger

When having sex from behind you take a scoop of icy hot on your thumb and jam it up the anus

I was hittin tina from the back and i hit her with a lava finger

by KingKear July 27, 2018

Spewin' LAVA

1. The Highest COMPLIMENT Attainable;
2. Amplifier of FIVE VOLCANOES; like the Whipped Cream and Cherry topping on a favorite dessert / Icing on the cake.
3. A Heated Argument on the verge of becoming violent.
4. Vulgar: Orgasm; Ejaculation

They just fired Heckle and Jeckle - it's Spewin' LAVA up there!

by LAFYETTE TRAVAIL October 5, 2018