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landon the wand

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand
-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand
by estoy fukin him October 4, 2023
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landon

hi landon
by hbkkhv June 20, 2022
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Landon Cane

A gay faggot that is most likely a slim shady fan and sucks dick
“Yo look it’s Landon Cane a gay fag.”
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Landon

He's a hot guy and you will totally fall for him. The most popular kid in school and will always make the first move always. DON'T FALL FOR IT he will break your heart and make you suffer from first love syndrome and you'll never love anyone more than him! (A fuck boy bassically)
Emma- Who is that he's so hot!

Jess- Landon, duh. Don't fall for his act I dated him for 4 months before he broke my heart and I still love him.
by Hehehe_DeadInside December 29, 2019
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Landon

A big fat retard with a big fat sack. He likes anal too. With big black guys. no penis just huge balls.
was that landon? man his balls huge.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Landon is one of the hottest guys on the market, he is loyal,caring, and athletic. Overall Landon is the guy of any girls dream. Landon is the PERFECT BOY.
Girl: OMG I want that guy but he has a girlfriend.
Different girl:That is Landon, the hottest boy ever!!!
by Jane Jerinston November 12, 2019
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Landon is a kid that is short and will do cocaine and smoke. He will get girls but will break their heart after, he's that basic white boy that dreams to be the second Shawn Mendas. He'd go to 711 every now and then to buy coke and Dr. Pepper.
Henry: is that Landon?
Jason: I think, why is he getting cocaine...he looks like he's only 12
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