Fat Ladied

To show up to work late, hungover and/or still drunk. A term used by English speaking ex-pats living in Venice, Italy. The term is rumoured to have originated from being stuck behind a fat lady on crutches in the narrow streets of Venice, it was rumoured to have been originally an excuse for being late to work, the current definition has grown to incorporate being both late and generally unfit to work.

Mel was so Fat Ladied this morning, she was late and looked like she hadn't slept last night!

by Italian Nick November 14, 2011

swag ladder

A wealthy, socially adept, charismatic person that you hang around with, that makes you seem cooler than you actually are. The controlling factor in a group of friends. No one else would choose to hang out together, if it wasn't for this one very popular, socially smooth person. Members of this persons entourage are mostly unknown and trying to become known. The process of mimicking that person is known as "trying to climb the swag ladder."

You can't all be me. Stop imitating me and trying to climb to the top of the swag ladder.

by swagladder1st July 29, 2011

Methodist ladies College

Methodist ladies College is Perth’s most expensive private school although it should not be because if you are not smart they couldn’t give a shit about you it’s also very much like a cult with extremely bitchy girls that only care about there looks as soon as you walk in the school all you see is girls fake tanned. Most girls don’t Evan make it through a year before moving schools

go to methodist ladies College

by Random388 January 3, 2021

Samurai sword-wielding Bin Laden hunter

One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...

"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"

"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".

by Alphadog~ May 28, 2011

poops and ladders

When a guy is giving it a girl in her poop chute while getting it in his poop chute from another guy

On a starry night we found a girl and decided it would be a great idea to play poops and ladders.

by sloan_daddy February 10, 2012

Osama Bin Laden

Was good during the Soviet-Afghan War. Kinda turned into shit when forming Al-Qaeda, Hid for nearly 20 years, cucked the United States and responded to the Zionist backed government with 9/11

Zionist American: "Al Baghdadi and Israel are my heroes I want them to fuck me"

Intellectuals: *Fucking starts another 9/11 for Osama Bin Laden*

by Hamza Bin Laden December 7, 2019

Osama Rizz Laden

just a different way to say Adolf rizzler and rizzly bear

nahh that guy is osama rizz laden

by jnop December 13, 2022