Deez Nuts Lmao Gottem

Whever someone says this glorious phrase. Worship them, as if they are your Deity. They will bless you with lashings of the Belt and whoopings of the Shoes. This mythical moment has only been recorded twice in history.

Yo, Jeremy. Deez Nuts Lmao Gottem.
I f***ing hate you.
*Proceeds to whoop and lash him*w

by MisINF February 24, 2023

lmao

"laughing my ass off"

lmao you got shitfaced fgt XD

by ayy lmao XD September 3, 2016

lmao

Laughing My Arse Off

Something that is impossible to do

n00b: LMAO
Me: That is actually impossible

by Laird Cookie February 8, 2007

lmafo

An abbreveation for "laughing my fucking ass off".

Used on the internet.

User 1: Goddamnit. Last weekend I didn't eat for 24 hours because I was too lazy to make some food.

User 2: lmfao

by klosterdev October 30, 2004

lmaoplane

Lol...so tru3...LMAOPLANE is teh pwn,LMAOPLANES pwn so h4rd that U cry leike gurls,that U cant m337 cos U suXXors hard.W007

"Jeeves i wish to book a flight to Stanstead on the LMAOPLANE..."
" certainly Sir, U R teh haXX"

by pete May 5, 2005

lmao

Licking my anal orifice

The toilet paper wouldn't do the job so I was lmao.

by H TO THE ARLOT February 10, 2003

Ayy Lmao

When an alien looks high as hell

Oh shit , that alien looks ayy lmao

by CCKCM8 May 10, 2016