Librandu

Librandus are brigades of racist, self loathing ninja warriors who come from well off families & educated backgrounds. Librand*s work in creative and innovative fields including journalism and think of themselves as righteous thinkers and liberators of bolshevishm, but they are the Jon Snows of this world thinking invasions of civilizations were great by consuming colonial version of history rock, stock and barrel.

Hey, Did you read that propaganda news article written by a librandu?
yeah, Librandus are sold in stocks of bundels, both lolshevicks & communists buy them in shares

by KsabaSzegti December 2, 2020

Librarian

Librarians are very misunderstood.Most people believe that librarians:
1)are always under a pile of books
2)don't have any connect to the real world
3)are bitter and sarcastic
4)don't have a life
5)own a lot of cats
6)are ugly
7)are full of useless information
8)like to show off their intellectuality

Well guess what,there are some who're like that,but the majority kicks ass.Librarians are the coolest human beings you can find.

WIT :A smart person's weapon against ignorance
LIBRARIAN:A person fighting ignorance with knowledge
WITTY LIBRARIAN:A Smartass

by Luna De Margarita's Sister February 8, 2010

liberal arts major

1) An idiot.
2) Someone who thinks they're actually learning something but in reality are just wasting time & money in college.

Liberal arts majors are the only people more stupid than business majors.

by TehTruth August 25, 2005

Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts

MCLA. Small (slightly shitty, but still enjoyable) liberal arts college in North Adams, MA. Good place to start out... that's it.

Enjoy: Townhouses, Blackinton St, The Mound, Fish Pond, 24/7 Dunkin Donuts, Fort Zen, Fire Pit, 3 AM pizza deliveries and townies.

Beware: RA's, the never-ending winter, herpes, and townies.

"I go to Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts because I'm smart enough for Williams and Smith, but not poor enough for more financial aid."

by NoDiceGirl May 6, 2009

Liberal Hippy Politics

"Obamanomics: $1.08 trillion debt and 8.9% unemployment for 2012"

"The Congressional Budget Office on Tuesday predicted the budget deficit will rise to $1.08 trillion in 2012.

CBO also projected the jobless rate would rise to 8.9 percent by the end of 2012, and to 9.2 percent in 2013."

reddogreport.com/2012/01/obamanomics-2012-1-08-trillion-debt-and-8-9-unemployment/

I told you so..... what else can I say. I can't believe I remember this.

Yet the liberal hippy will still vote for obama, enen though Obama accomplished none of his goals but socialist healthcare. But that must be enough. A pure example of Liberal Hippy Politics.

It is really kind of beautiful isn't it?

by ArtVandalay July 30, 2012

librarian

Technically, the term "librarian" refers to an individual who has obtained a Master's Degree in Library Science or Information Science, but is increasingly used to refer to any of a number of professionals and para-professionals employed in a library. The main function of a librarian is to connect individuals (patrons or customers) with information and entertainment, whether found in print, audio, video, or other (i.e. online) formats.

The librarian used the computer catalog to help Susie find a book about flesh-eating plants.

by dans tes rêves October 23, 2007

liberace

1- non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown.

2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown).

"hey timmy, you look down. you okay, girl?"

"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."

"yikes!"

"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna 'liberace' it anyway."

"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."

by stu in the zoo May 12, 2007