mine laying

To lay a silent, or otherwise, fart in a shop aisle. This must be one that is putrid to the senses.

To participate in Mine Laying, one must observe the following code for perfect mine layage:
1) Find a large shop with clearly observable aisles, music shops generally are ideal.
2) Choose an aisle with no body present and release you mine.
3) Walk away from you mine and observe from a safe distance.
4) Try not to laugh too noticably when you clearly see the next person in the aisle grimace with sheer horror at the smell they have walked in to!!!!

by broken banjo March 27, 2007

lamington

the reason y i'm so fat

each time i fucked ur mum... she gave me a lamington

by Mr. Nude Twister December 22, 2003

Lawning

When seeing a hot girl from far away , and then staying in one place until she passes by just to get a closer look at her,and her "ass"ets.

"What are you doing?"

"Just lawning so i can get a better look at that hot chick over there."

by Robert Dresen June 10, 2008

Avril Lavinge

A horrible singer. She thinks she's a hardass, but she's a cunt. No, you're not a rocker, you're a chach! She ruined the great Metallica's Fuel. People think she's hot too, but she isn't. And she has bad BO.

Avril sucks and blows. She is not a rocker.

by Spartans! December 6, 2004

landing

1.an intermediate platform in a staircase
2.structure providing a place where boats can land people or goods
3.the act of coming down to the earth (or other surface)
4.the act of coming to land after a voyage

1.Bob's house had a beautiful landing.
2.The boat comes in at 3pm at the third landing.
3.The plane made a smooth landing.
4.The landing after the voyage was perfect.

by DavidW December 31, 2006

leningasm

An orgasm achieved by being stunned by the amzing oral (or general) prowess of Vladimir lenin. Often only affecting history teachers of a suspiciously kinky nature, who want to go back in time and start a war in his hot little anus! The smoothness of his legendary bald patch just turns some people on -- what can i say :s

the history class was rudley interuppted when Miss F had a leningasm

by trotskysbiatch October 2, 2007

Moon Landing

An event in America's history that actually happened, but has much criticism of being a hoax. Unfortunately simple minded idiots on urban dictionary like to try to spread their ignorance to people. Some people try to explain things that were filmed during the moon landing as a reason for being a hoax and deny the truth, even though footage from the moon landing has been proven to be true years later after it happened. Even though, still these people won't believe in the truth because they are just too stubborn and live in the past.

{idiot} "Hey, dude did you see that flag on the moon landing waving. It must be a hoax"
{anyone with a brain} " Oh my, just shut the f**k up, they've proven that it is possible to do that in space, gets your facts right before you start talking."

by whathappenedinthemoonlanding July 7, 2010