jesus

Kid w a big ass dick :)

I sucked jesus big ass dick

by iejjfcpwejpf July 31, 2016

Jesus

wack

Jesus is wack

by -emiley:) April 20, 2019

the jesus

Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

by arjaywheeler December 8, 2007

Jesus

One of the greatest Prophets of God who was later greatly exaggerated to such an extent that he was attributed with divinity by early people who wished to change the true religion of Allah. That is the reason, the beautiful message of Islam (an extremely misunderstood religion which will be free of all false accusations in the future, God-Willing), is the only true way of life that will bring success in the Hereafter and Prophet Muhammad (Allah Bless Him & Give Him Peace) is the last and final Prophet of God.

Jesus is not God. He is only but a Messenger.

by ServantofAllah November 6, 2012

jesus

a mythical creature belived to have speacil powers.

guy: did u read that story book
dude: the bible
guy: yeah
dude: jesus christ is so fake he's the old super man

by d.skaife May 12, 2008

JESUS

your savior, he loves even when you mess up.

Jesus christ is my savior

by anonymous March 12, 2021

jesus

An adjective meaning "cool" or "awesome"

"Dude! This cake is SO jesus!"

by amanderineorange February 25, 2008