Jan

Jan is someone who you will love, she's the vest girlfriend. Is not very loyal but cares about you. She is very sweet and usually with a tall boy since jan is short for January and jan is short. Usually paired with someone thats not really athletic but funny,smart,tall,and from hawaii.

Person 1: "who is that girl! She's so hot"
Person 2: "Oh thats Jan"
Person 1"i think im in love"

by Hshdzhehsjehsfshheheheheh December 18, 2019

Jan

Just a faggot probably from Maribor. Eats ass only for the shit. And is also gay

Bro he was such a faggot. Yeah no shit he's a Jan

by Peter the puss master December 19, 2019

Jan-Martens

An autistic kid who is an Autistic Normie

Jan-Martens is an Autistic Normie

by andreasjones December 29, 2019

Ole Jan

The most sexy, strong, beautiful and courageous person in the whole fucking world. Ole Jan is known for slaying them bitches left and right and in a bad day he gets around 15. Ole Jan is known for being brutally honest yet fair with his pals.

Holy shit I feel like I got Ole Jan powers today

You are like Ole Jan to me

by hiuuyvrtxtfgvhbjkjhgfxdfcgvhbj April 24, 2019

Jan Peacock

Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.

Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?

Guy 2: No, show me.

Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*

Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.

by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019

Jan Leszkiewicz

Boi with cooking talent.

Jan Leszkiewicz is recording the best Vlogmas 2017 on YouTube.

by Fenektt December 30, 2017

kees jan

'wears all the stonies that are in the world. plays hockey very agresively. always talks about hockey and school. Says he is not rich, but he is the richest person on earth. he is very smart. and kind a cute as well.

kees jan is very rich an great in bed.

by KOEKJESBIJCOMPUTERTECHNIEK January 11, 2018