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st jude patient

This term is an insult to use when someone is balding or look autistic
Girl 1: OMG look at janet she looks like a st jude patient

Girl 2: for real bro
Janet: 👩 🦼
by Tati. Nat June 9, 2024
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Jude Bellingham

The most overrated player of all time, survived purely because of horny fangirls (one of them being Gareth Southgate). A little known fact is that he has superpowers! He can disappear for up to 90 minutes and has demonstrated this power many times like in the Euro 2024 final against Spain.
"Jude Bellingham was on the pitch???"
by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024
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Jude Williams

by anonymous March 26, 2025
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Jude

He has no human friends and has very low self esteem on the surface. His favorite activity is to swim with marine life. He has a small penis and a lot of problems.
by Justkeepswimmingfishy April 2, 2025
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Jude

A guy who’s trustworthy, due to keeping his secrets from everyone he knows and cares about. He’ll always make you laugh, no matter how down he is. He’ll never let anyone feel as miserable as he does sometimes. If you know a Jude, make sure he knows he’s appreciated.
“Jude, how’re you always funny?”
by Itsmarveljesus April 13, 2025
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Jude Petersen

big dick man whos buddy is MASSIVE gimme some of that he really wants to fuck 🥵
“Damn I wanna to fuck that Jude Petersen 🥵”
“He’s 10.”
“Only 8 years until I can fuck that jude petersen 🥀🔥”
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I pledge allegiance, to the Jude, the greatest man of America. And to the Jude, for which he stands, one Jude, the ultimate god, indivisible, with sacrifice and Jude for all.
by nazi-party-affiliation April 26, 2024
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