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jasperm

Jasperm is the seed produced by the one and only Jasper. Jasperm is strong like red bull. It will give you wings and make you feel full of happiness. But withdrawal from Jasperm will lead to the following:
Suicide
Anger
Rage
Homicide
Diarrhea

Butt hurt
Heart attack
Stroke
Cancer
Instant death is rare.
Why isn’t Jasper answering my calls. I’m withdrawing from jasperm.
by DADDYFURR October 7, 2021
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Jesser

A genius lovely responsable soft warm-hearted man who is always willing to help you. He is special he is unique. Whenever you stare at him, at his perfect eyes, you would feel how lucky you are to stand by his side. The vibe he spreads, the laughter he causes, the feeling of safety he manages to offer would make of you the luckiest alive and that's why making new friends was never a challenge for him.As sociable as a Jesser is, he loves his stability and finds comfort in consistency. But his biggest flex is his intellect. The way he sees things, the way he reacts to things and the way he behaves with others translate a long journey with life, full of experiences and lessons. He is much more mature than his age and he would probably make you live the best days of your life. When you know him, there is no come back. You can just love him and appreciate how WONDERFUL he is, feel blessed everyday for his existence.
In a crouded world, I would only be with jesser. he is my happy place.
by jdudu81616h November 21, 2021
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jester fetish

The untamable need to fuck a jester silly; desiring a jester in the way a hunter may desire it's prey in a sexual context. (This does not require a predator/prey kink.)
Person 1: yeah, I'm really into jesters.

Person 2: what do you mean?

Person 1: Like, I would totally raw Cierco from Skyrim, that jester shit gets me going.

Person 2: ...so, like, a jester fetish?
Person 1: honestly yeah
by zdux January 12, 2022
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Jasper Nelson

A person who works hard and in his free time has a human right violation because he can't play Minecraft all the time what a tragedy. But when he is not using his little time on Minecraft you will find he is a character from a rated 18+ video game because he has a very messed-up mind. So when he is high you best stay away because he is a very dangerous person when in this state. He is good friend and can help you a lot but his is a menace to humanity as we know it so be careful with this future Micheal Myers
Jasper Nelson is very good at Minecraft and is kinky for some reason.
by Ct-75-67 February 4, 2022
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Jester Pirates

New member: "Hi guys how's it going?"
Jester Pirates member: "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LOSER, IM TRYING TO PLAY DEEPWOKEN"
*Bans new member*
by doorbey April 26, 2022
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Jester Juice

A jester juice is a person who is always toxic and/or manipulative. They think they are being funny at first, but later their anger issues overtake them and make them lash out at people controllably.
John is the jester juice of our friend group!
by Jolinterianu August 16, 2022
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Jeepers Creepers: Reborn

It's bad. it's worse than bad. if there was a word badder than bad, or a word badder than terrible or horrendous this would be it. imagine the biggest longest word known to linguistic vocabulary to describe something bad. That word is and should be, "JeepersCreepersReborn". they should throw all copies of this movie into a giant fire, and then burn the fire with more fire, and pour molten lava over the remains of it, so nobody should ever have to watch it again.
Sally and Kenny went to the movies to see Jeepers Creepers: reborn.

S: "what did you think to it?"
K: "i want to gouge my eyes out and eat them"
S: i agree. it was JeepersCreepersReborn.
by DonnerKebabLover448 November 4, 2022
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