sympathy suck

noun • As per the name, a exuberantly ripe and spritely suck bestowed upon he most deserving of immediate sympathy, unable to be sufficiently provided otherwise. Such a rite is usually provided by the nearest willing female, who performs any sex act you may desire out of compassion for your sorry state.

Ben: hey sexy wanna smash?
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 28, 2019

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Sucks bitch!

A response to a negative occurance, often used by Valley Girls

Girl1: OMG, I lost my wallet!
Girl2: Sucks bitch!

by LaceyA1982 August 21, 2008

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Suck The Mouse

Refers to a phrase in which a person metaphorically "Sucks the mouse" meaning you are very cool and it is no way sexual as it may sound. Different ways to say it Include, "I Suck The Mouse", "Suckin The Mouse", "Suckin Mouse", Etc.

"I bet you don't even Suck The Mouse!"

by Mouse Sucker April 5, 2022

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Hoodie Suck

To get a blowjob after pulling a hood of a sweater over your significant other’s head, then tightening the hood to form a small hole; afterwards, the dick is inserted through the hole into the mouth.

“This girl last night was crazy; she gave me a hoodie suck.”

by Tinywangjapboi April 10, 2019

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park-and-suck

park-and-suck (n), or park-n-suck (n): a roadside rest area (cottage) where gay men (cottagers) meet to have anonymous oral sex.

David's up to his old tricks again; I saw his car when I drove by the park-and-suck on highway 20 the other night.
That park-n-suck on highway 20 is notorious; the picnic tables outside the tea room are covered in spooge.

by Blaze Johnson November 30, 2014

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